Ned is married to Shane, has a 154 day old daughter named Jackie and a 65 day old son named Adam, and has a pet cat named Vernon.
Farm horse: vroom
13 Ducks: Munick, Wozzy, Costco, Gogurt, Loretta, Mallurt, Jobo, Bicycle, Snapple, Nutchie, Kirigami, Elon Musk, Snake Oil
4 Blue Chickens: Purell, Brunhilde, Groanin, Fungus
2 Pigs: Zumba, Tulsa
1 Rabbit: Blair
1 Void Chicken: Lucy