Asshole Farm
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- 11th of Spring, Year 4
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Cal
- Current Funds
- 10,578,438g
- Total Earnings
- 3,648,388g
- Gender
- Male
- Favorite Thing
- Terezi
- Health
- 180
- Stamina
- 474
- Steps Taken
- 476,560
- Mines Depth
- level 120
- Cavern Depth
- level 110
- Time Played
- 84.3 hours
Cal is married to Leah , has a 32 day old son named Lil Fag , and has a pet cat named CUTE.
Farm horse: IDIOT
2 Brown Chickens: !*$^ , ^$#!er
4 Ducks: *^#$! , Team Jacob , Twilight , Dick
1 Dinosaur: Huge Dong
1 Blue Chicken: Bluedabadid
3 White Chickens: %*&!head , $#^%* , Testicles
1 Void Chicken: Retard
3 Brown Cows: #*&%! , %^&!$* , frick
4 White Cows: Vriska , predator , %^$! , Slur
8 Pigs: Vagina , Victoria Suth , Julia Shumwy , Clit , Madeline Sco , SJW , Mary Keys , Nazi
1 Goat: Fingers
5 Sheeps: Republican , Prick , Chink , Liberal , TERF
7 Rabbits: Ovary , Gay , $^#*!$#ual , Slag , Uterus , Skank , Fallopian Tub
- Farming
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10 - Mining
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10
- Foraging
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10
- Fishing
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9 - Combat
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Friendships
Monster Kills
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