Cal

Current Funds: 90,949,650g
Total Earnings: 87,456,390g
Gender: Male
Favorite Thing: Terezi
Health: 180
Stamina: 508
Steps Taken: 589,727
Mines Depth: level 120
Cavern Depth: level 261
Time Played: 100.2 hours

Cal is married to Leah , has a 277 day old son named Lil Fag and a 202 day old daughter named Lil !*$^ , and has a pet cat named CUTE.

Farm horse: IDIOT

3 White Chickens: $#^%* , %*&!head , Testicles

2 Brown Chickens: !*$^ , ^$#!er

9 Ducks: *^#$! , Twilight , Team Jacob , Shemale , Angry Tumbl , Cum , Dick , Dickgirl , Boygasm

1 Blue Chicken: Bluedabadid

1 Dinosaur: Huge Dong

1 Void Chicken: Retard

8 Pigs: Victoria Suth , Clit , Julia Shumwy , Vagina , Madeline Sco , Mary Keys , SJW , Nazi

4 White Cows: predator , Slur , Vriska , %^$!

3 Brown Cows: frick , #*&%! , %^&!$*

4 Goats: Fingers , Null Hypothe , Heroin , Mr. Limpy

5 Sheeps: Chink , TERF , Liberal , Republican , Prick

7 Rabbits: Uterus , Gay , Fallopian Tub , $^#*!$#ual , Ovary , Slag , Skank

Farming: 10
Mining: 10
Foraging: 10
Fishing: 10
Combat: 10

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