Hortler

Current Funds: 5,158,026g
Total Earnings: 13,661,101g
Gender: Male
Favorite Thing: Not Jews
Health: 180
Stamina: 508
Steps Taken: 650,828
Mines Depth: level 120
Cavern Depth: level 100
Time Played: 144.7 hours

Hortler is married to Leah , has a 197 day old son named Chosen One and a 116 day old daughter named Ling , and has a pet cat named %^$!.

Farm horse: Dunkey

1 Sheep: Al Queda

3 Goats: Dr. Tobogan , Danny Devito , ISIS

4 Brown Cows: Fussie , Almond , Chase , Randy

2 White Cows: Hitler , Wackoo

5 Brown Chickens: NL , *%#^ , Pong , Cilantro , Kim Jung Un

1 White Chicken: Nuggs

1 Dinosaur: Yoshi

1 Rabbit: Useless

1 Duck: Honk

1 Void Chicken: (#@&%_!*/+}

24 Pigs: Mamba 3 , Mamba 6 , Monica , Mamba 2 , Joseph Stalin , Gadafi , Mamba 1 , Ho Chi Min , Fidel Castro , Mamba 4 , Lewis , Sadam , Leroy Jenkins , Sidious , I C Wiener , Mike Hunt , Mao Zadong , Gorbachov , Ligma , Durka Durka , John Cena , Palpatine , Sheev , The Senate

Farming: 10
Mining: 10
Foraging: 10
Fishing: 10
Combat: 10

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