Inept Farm

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2nd of Autumn, Year 3
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Current Funds: 2,220,031g
Total Earnings: 8,669,604g
Gender: Male
Favorite Thing: MASSIVE DICK
Health: 165
Stamina: 474
Steps Taken: 399,828
Mines Depth: level 120
Cavern Depth: level 133
Time Played: 62.6 hours

Ethan is married to Emily , has no children, and has a pet cat named #*&%!.

Farm horse: Leunch

2 Dinosaurs: Circumcision , Bilge Hippo

2 Void Chickens: racism , Stilba'thul

2 Blue Chickens: Marty , balls

2 Rabbits: Killer Bunny , Spermatozoa

2 White Chickens: adolf , godzilla *%#^

2 Brown Chickens: BBC , Ebony

12 Ducks: !*$^ , Dick , Karl Marx , Scott , Nissan Vision , Corkscrew , Duck , Goose , Dack , shreddedass , Dock , Rubber

2 Goats: Ass Prolapse , CNC

2 Brown Cows: N- , Choco Milk

3 White Cows: Power , Walter , Fat tits

1 Pig: Noah

3 Sheeps: Isaac , Dorian , Culture

Farming: 10
Mining: 10
Foraging: 5
Fishing: 6
Combat: 9

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Current Funds: 2220031g
Total Earnings: 8669604g
Gender: Female
Favorite Thing: #*&%!
Health: 155
Stamina: 508
Steps Taken
Mines Depth: level 120
Cavern Depth: level 131
Time Played: 205520688 hours

Werty is married to Leah , has no children, and has a pet cat named #*&%!.

Farming: 10
Mining: 9
Foraging: 10
Fishing: 10
Combat: 7

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Current Funds: 2220031g
Total Earnings: 8669604g
Gender: Male
Favorite Thing: YOBA
Health: 165
Stamina: 474
Steps Taken
Mines Depth: level 120
Cavern Depth: level 132
Time Played: 198713360 hours

S*%#^ is unmarried, has no children, and has a pet cat named #*&%!.

Farming: 10
Mining: 10
Foraging: 5
Fishing: 3
Combat: 10

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